Yamvabneg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced slug.

Yamvabneg created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamvabneg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamvabneg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yamvabneg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yamvabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help horses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never wear ear rings.