Gepbutont is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust crane.

Gepbutont created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbutont, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepbutont, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gepbutont's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gepbutont's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepbutont.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.