Ragtifzenhud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic ant.

Ragtifzenhud created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ragtifzenhud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragtifzenhud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ragtifzenhud's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ragtifzenhud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ragtifzenhud.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never jump near nematodes.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ragtifzenhud on top of all buildings.