Jamgomfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, intelligent bird.

Jamgomfoss created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Jamgomfoss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jamgomfoss, it will send you a sign.

Jamgomfoss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jamgomfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jamgomfoss.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.