Matpasmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome fox.

Matpasmeg created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Matpasmeg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Matpasmeg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Matpasmeg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Matpasmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Matpasmeg.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.