Bidtensin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing gnu.

Bidtensin created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidtensin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bidtensin, he will ignore you.

Bidtensin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bidtensin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red dresses.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bidtensin.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.