Bamwotlin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying coyote.

Bamwotlin created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamwotlin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bamwotlin, she will come to you in dreams.

Bamwotlin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bamwotlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not stand on grass.