Bonboghub Godtafpom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, flying gorilla.

Bonboghub Godtafpom created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bonboghub Godtafpom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bonboghub Godtafpom, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bonboghub Godtafpom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bonboghub Godtafpom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bonboghub Godtafpom.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Worship no other gods but Bonboghub Godtafpom.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Do not chop down trees.