Pittaillikpigflapbenrigpan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring lizard.

Pittaillikpigflapbenrigpan created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Pittaillikpigflapbenrigpan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pittaillikpigflapbenrigpan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pittaillikpigflapbenrigpan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pittaillikpigflapbenrigpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pittaillikpigflapbenrigpan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear dresses.