Zakfem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident raven.

Zakfem created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakfem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zakfem, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zakfem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zakfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always take life seriously.