Weefemmon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome raven.

Weefemmon created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weefemmon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Weefemmon, he will make you grow a tail.

Weefemmon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Weefemmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Hide if six dogs approach from the east.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weefemmon.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.