Safnurlfly is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive wolf.

Safnurlfly created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Safnurlfly, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Safnurlfly, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Safnurlfly's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Safnurlfly's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.