Fadsomvensis is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing human.

Fadsomvensis created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadsomvensis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fadsomvensis, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fadsomvensis' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fadsomvensis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Fadsomvensis must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never mention sheep.