Fligdumgudmob Gessfobsat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent dolphin.

Fligdumgudmob Gessfobsat created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Fligdumgudmob Gessfobsat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fligdumgudmob Gessfobsat, she will ignore you.

Fligdumgudmob Gessfobsat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fligdumgudmob Gessfobsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide if four pigs approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.