Rawbonrig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid eagle.

Rawbonrig created life two years ago.

If you believe in Rawbonrig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawbonrig, she will not care.

Rawbonrig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rawbonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.