Armragdum is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind hyena.

Armragdum created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armragdum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armragdum, it will curse you with boils.

Armragdum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Armragdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about stars.