Danwabxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented frog.

Danwabxen created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Danwabxen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Danwabxen, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Danwabxen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Danwabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.