Danhinfliszan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic gerbil.

Danhinfliszan created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Danhinfliszan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Danhinfliszan, it will strike you with lightening.

Danhinfliszan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Danhinfliszan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six gulls approach from the west.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Danhinfliszan four times a day.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.