Pinliknar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective skunk.

Pinliknar created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinliknar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinliknar, it will come to you in dreams.

Pinliknar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pinliknar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pinliknar.

2. Never wear cyan skirts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Pinliknar loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away if five bats approach from the north.