Dodlimmad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, calm bee.

Dodlimmad created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Dodlimmad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dodlimmad, she will curse you with boils.

Dodlimmad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dodlimmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.