Tonkkipdothatbontal is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered goose.

Tonkkipdothatbontal created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkkipdothatbontal, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkkipdothatbontal, it will laugh at you.

Tonkkipdothatbontal's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tonkkipdothatbontal's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tonkkipdothatbontal loves squirrels, so they must be respected.