Bugrillak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage hydra.

Bugrillak created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugrillak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugrillak, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bugrillak's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bugrillak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Never paint your neck black.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Run away if four rats approach from the west.