Gadflambif is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking ant.

Gadflambif created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Gadflambif, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadflambif, it will curse you with boils.

Gadflambif's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gadflambif's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear cyan jumpers.

3. Worship no other gods but Gadflambif.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. You must pray to Gadflambif three times a day.