Cedmappan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, effective penguin.

Cedmappan created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cedmappan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedmappan, she will manifest in front of you.

Cedmappan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cedmappan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Hide if seven shrews approach from the south.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.