Latbarnquim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable wyvern.

Latbarnquim created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latbarnquim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latbarnquim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Latbarnquim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Latbarnquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never laugh near mice.