Fabraktip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent shrew.

Fabraktip created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabraktip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabraktip, he will laugh at you.

Fabraktip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fabraktip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three geese approach from the east.

2. Hide from black otters for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not chop down trees.