Xuck is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable dragon.

Xuck created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuck, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuck, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Xuck's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Xuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.