Canvilbom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate snail.

Canvilbom created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Canvilbom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Canvilbom, it will turn you into a dog.

Canvilbom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Canvilbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear white corsets.