Kabtonknad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise guinea pig.

Kabtonknad created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabtonknad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kabtonknad, it will send you a sign.

Kabtonknad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kabtonknad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kabtonknad.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect four tin sculptures of Kabtonknad on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.