Parkcubmot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy spider.

Parkcubmot created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkcubmot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Parkcubmot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Parkcubmot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Parkcubmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear jumpers.