Godflissigcidgen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast squirrel.

Godflissigcidgen created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godflissigcidgen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Godflissigcidgen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Godflissigcidgen's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Godflissigcidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Always wear gray.