Dubbisskip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing dove.

Dubbisskip created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbisskip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dubbisskip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dubbisskip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dubbisskip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not kill swans.