Yakvilflam Fligtambafnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless deer.

Yakvilflam Fligtambafnutt created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakvilflam Fligtambafnutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yakvilflam Fligtambafnutt, he will destroy your home planet.

Yakvilflam Fligtambafnutt's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yakvilflam Fligtambafnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Yakvilflam Fligtambafnutt loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.