Hotarngut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective seal.

Hotarngut created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hotarngut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hotarngut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hotarngut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hotarngut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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