Yikkabbon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humorless zebra.

Yikkabbon created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikkabbon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikkabbon, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yikkabbon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yikkabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always obey Yikkabbon's priests.

3. Yikkabbon loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Yikkabbon loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.