Bidbidfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish dog.

Bidbidfeb created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbidfeb, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidbidfeb, he will turn you into a rock.

Bidbidfeb's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bidbidfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Bidbidfeb first in all things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bidbidfeb.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.