Gidmiflop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive turtle.

Gidmiflop created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmiflop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gidmiflop, he will turn you into a snail.

Gidmiflop's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gidmiflop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never paint your chest white.

5. Never write about amino acids.