Japkadveen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak jaguar.

Japkadveen created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Japkadveen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Japkadveen, she will cry a lot.

Japkadveen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Japkadveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japkadveen.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.