Lenvolsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring pig.

Lenvolsaw created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenvolsaw, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lenvolsaw, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lenvolsaw's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lenvolsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lenvolsaw.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must love Lenvolsaw.

5. Always help ducks.