Lenvolsaw is a god.
She takes the form of a small, caring
pig.
Lenvolsaw created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lenvolsaw, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Lenvolsaw, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Lenvolsaw's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Lenvolsaw's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Lenvolsaw.
2. Never talk about turtles.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. You must love Lenvolsaw.
5. Always help ducks.