Vogcitrigartrilcintof is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unfair mouse.

Vogcitrigartrilcintof created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogcitrigartrilcintof, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogcitrigartrilcintof, it will not invite you to parties.

Vogcitrigartrilcintof's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vogcitrigartrilcintof's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vogcitrigartrilcintof.

2. Hide from magenta moths for they are unholy.

3. Vogcitrigartrilcintof loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about gravity.