Hubdabqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud troll.

Hubdabqueeg created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdabqueeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubdabqueeg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hubdabqueeg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hubdabqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never paint your arms fawn.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Put Hubdabqueeg first in all things.

5. Do not dye your hair red.