Ligripyamwadcetteendub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident narwhal.

Ligripyamwadcetteendub created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligripyamwadcetteendub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ligripyamwadcetteendub, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ligripyamwadcetteendub's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ligripyamwadcetteendub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray dogs for they are unholy.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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