Sanmigwadcet Talnarzog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous beaver.

Sanmigwadcet Talnarzog created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sanmigwadcet Talnarzog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sanmigwadcet Talnarzog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sanmigwadcet Talnarzog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sanmigwadcet Talnarzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.