Dinspag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, impressive human.

Dinspag created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinspag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dinspag, he will destroy your home planet.

Dinspag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dinspag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight seals approach from the north.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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