Nibrakbet is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair
wyvern.
Nibrakbet created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nibrakbet, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nibrakbet, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Nibrakbet's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Nibrakbet's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity.
2. Hide from yellow dolphins for they are unholy.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Do not eat turnips.
5. Never write about moons.