Bemgubmat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered butterfly.

Bemgubmat created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bemgubmat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bemgubmat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bemgubmat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bemgubmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.