Hinyokbat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain goose.

Hinyokbat created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinyokbat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hinyokbat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hinyokbat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hinyokbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Hinyokbat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.