Japrotran is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous jellyfish.

Japrotran created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japrotran, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Japrotran, it will turn you into a dog.

Japrotran's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Japrotran's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if three pigs approach from the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look at nebulae.