Japrotran is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous
jellyfish.
Japrotran created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Japrotran, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Japrotran, it will turn you into a dog.
Japrotran's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Japrotran's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Retreat if three pigs approach from the east.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never look at nebulae.