Wanweesak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, resourceful butterfly.

Wanweesak created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanweesak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wanweesak, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wanweesak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wanweesak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never pour water over plants.