Gutcimlen Bonkpadtim is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous
goblin.
Gutcimlen Bonkpadtim created carbon two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gutcimlen Bonkpadtim, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gutcimlen Bonkpadtim, he will strike you with lightening.
Gutcimlen Bonkpadtim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Gutcimlen Bonkpadtim's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your back cyan.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Always help sick tortoises.
5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.